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fine clean shaggy dog joke?

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I am partial to "shaggy dog" jokes—a genre beloved by canine enthusiasts.

Clean—A three-legged dog straps on his six-shooters, jumps up on his big black horse and rides into town. When the women see him coming, they gather their children into their houses, lock the doors and shut the shutters.

The three-legged dog rides up to the saloon and dismounts, ties up his horse, and walks in through the swinging doors. the men at the bar look up from their drinks and head for the tables.

the three-legged dog growls, "Bartender, bring me a whiskey." the bartender pours the shot with a trembling hand, and the three-legged dog snarls, "Leave the bottle."

Then the sheriff walks in. He squares his shoulders and says to the three-legged dog, "Now listen here, three-legged dog. I don’t want no trouble outta you in town today."

the three-legged dog finishes his drink, stands up,turns around slowly. "I’m not lookin for trouble, Sheriff. I’m just lookin fer the man who shot my paw.."

LA Woman – Gomeroke Allstars featuring Kevin

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Mr. Mojo is rising up to whoop and holler for Kevin as he covers the Doors classic with those devils of darkness – the Gomers at the High Noon Saloon

Hows this extremely funny joke from a 1 to 10…???LOL?

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A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he’s been out jumping new bones.
"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new saloon," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."

"Bullshit! There’s no such place!"

"Sure there is! Joint’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor. Hell, even the toilet’s gold!" The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes, it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do."

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden toilets?" There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,

"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who shit in your Tuba!"

A funny joke ….your comments please?

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A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal’s gold!"
The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

Have you ever in your entire life seen these jokes?

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 A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. 
       
      He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. 
       
   
   A priest had been observing the man’s sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. 
       
   
   Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" 
       
     
 "I dunno." came the drunk’s voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"

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A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. 
       
     
 "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal’s gold!" 
      

      The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband’s story. 
       
   
   "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. 
       
      "Yes it is," bartender answers. 
       
      "Do you have huge golden doors?" 
       
    
  "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" 
       
      
"Most certainly do." 
       
     
 "What about golden urinals ?

       
      There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. "I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. 
       
      "Aren’t you going to answer that?" says his wife. 
       
      So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It doesn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man is drunk. 
       
      "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?" 
       
   
   "No, get lost! It’s half past three! I was in bed!" screams the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. 
       
  
    She remarks, "Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?" 
       
    
  "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. 
       
     
 "It doesn’t matter," explains the wife. "He needs our help and it would be nice to help him." 
       
      So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door but he can’t see the stranger anywhere in the dark, so he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" 
       
     
 He hears a voice cry out, "Yes, please." 
       
     
 "Where are you?" shouts the homeowner. 
       
      
The stranger calls back, "I’m over here, on your swing."

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A man who has recently separated from his wife gets drunk one night in the dead of winter, staggers to their house and starts pounding on the door. 
       
   
   After about 15 minutes, she opens an upstairs window and asks what he wants. 
       
    
  "Honey, I’m half frozen," he calls up to her. "Can’t I stay here tonight?" 
       
      
"Yes, of course you can," she says. "I thought you wanted to come in."
Chosen thanks Sis. glad they could break the stress . Love to laugh too. hugs.

Patty wray thanks Sis. hugs
jman I guess you missed that he could stay but not inside. It was a hoot to me. sorry you did not get it.

Helldorado – Mission 0 Episode 1 Between Cell Doors Part 3

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Her is a walkthrough for training and mission 0 episode 1 Between Cell Doors.

VAUXHALL Astra 1.7 DTi 16v Club, 5 Doors, Manual, Hatchback, Diesel, 2000, 108000 miles

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Can someone help me with Summary?

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I need a summary to compare with the one i have but there are none online. the story is called "The Path through the cemetary it is quite short, so i will post it up here if you havent read it

Ivan was a timid little man- so timid that the villagers called him "Pigeon" or mocked him with the title, "Ivan the Terrible." Every night Ivan stopped in at the saloon which was on the edge of the village cemetery. Ivan never crossed the cemetery to get to his lonely shack on the other side. That path would save many minutes, but he had never taken it- not even in the full light of noon.
Late one winter’s night, when bitter wind and snow beat against the saloon, the customers took up the familiar mockery. "Ivan’s mother was scared by a canary when she carried him." "Ivan the Terrible-Ivan the Terribly Timid One."
Ivan’s sickly protest only fed their taunts, and they jeered cruelly when the young Cossack lieutenant flung his horrid challenge at their quarry.
"You are a pigeon, Ivan. You’ll walk all around the cemetery in this cold- but you dare not cross it."
Ivan murmured, "The cemetery is nothing to cross. Lieutenant. It is nothing but earth, like all the other earth."
The lieutenant cried, "A challenge, then! Cross the cemetery tonight, Ivan, and I’ll give you five rubles- five gold rubles!"
Perhaps it was the vodka. Perhaps it was the temptation of the five gold rubles. No one ever knew why Ivan, moistening his lips, said suddenly: "Yes, Lieutenant, I’ll cross the cemetery!"
The saloon echoed with their disbelief. The lieutenant winked to the men and unbuckled his saber. "Here Ivan. When you get to the center of the cemetery, in front of the biggest tomb, stick the saber into the ground. In the morning we shall go there. And if the saber is in the ground-five gold rubles to you!"
Ivan took the saber. The men drank a toast: "To Ivan the Terrible!" They roared with laughter.
The wind howled around Ivan as he closed the door of the saloon behind him. The cold was knife-sharp. He buttoned his long coat and crossed the dirt road. He could hear the lieuenant’s voice, louder than the rest, yelling after him, "Five rubles, pigeon! If you live!"
Ivan pushed the cemetery gate open. He walked fast. "Earth, just earth…like any other earth." But the darkness was a massive dread. "Five gold rubles…" The wind was cruel and the saber was like ice in his hands. Ivan shivered under the long, thick coat and broke into a limping run.
He recognized the large tomb. He must have sobbed- that was the sound that was drowned in the wind. And he kneeled, cold and terrified, and drove the saber through the crust into the hard ground. With all his strength, he pushed it down to the hilt. It was done. The cemetery… the challenge… five gold rubles.
Ivan started to rise from his knees. But he could not move. Something held him in an unyielding and implacable hold. Ivan tugged and lurched and pulled-gasping in his panic, shaken by a monstrous fear. But something held Ivan. He cried out in terror, then made senseless gurgling noises.
They found Ivan, next morning on the ground in front of the tomb that was in the center of the cemetery. He was frozen to death. The look on his face was not that of a frozen man, but of a man killed by some nameless horror. And the lieutenant’s saber was in the ground where Ivan had pounded it-through the dragging folds of his long coat.

okay i guess its not that short lol but could you help? please I need it soon

oh and the summary only has to be one paragraph from 6-10 sentences

Helldorado – Mission 0 Episode 1 Between Cell Doors Part 1

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Her is a walkthrough for training and mission 0 episode 1 Between Cell Doors.

What is the sexiest, most erotic thing that has ever happened to you?

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It was a dark and rainy nite. I was drinking in the saloon bar of a hotel near my college. Then a girl I didn’t know came over and said she was the girlfriend of a young lady who would like to make it with tonight but only if I followed certain conditions. She gave me a piece of paper to open in an hour’s time, and then she left. An hour later, with my nerves crawling, I opened the letter. There was an address. I had to catch a taxi in the rain to get there. Then, in the rain, I found the house key under a pot plant, and let myself in very quietly. I opened the door on the right, as per instructions, It was very dark, with only one small candle burning. Then I sat at the foot of the bed, and began undressing. I felt under the bedclothes and touched two small bare feet.
Then climbing between them, I made my way up the body of what I hoped was a young woman. I buried my face between her legs and kissed her there, where she had a Brazilian and with the sweetest perfume, and then I moved upwards, kissing her all the way. We made beautiful love, soundlessly, with only the rain beating down on the roof for music. We talked for hours with our bodies, unable to see each other’s faces, not needing to see them. It was only in the morning that I finally saw who she was. This was my most mystical magical erotic experience. But of course you can’t marry your own sister. (Ok. That last bits a joke but everything else is true) Now it’s your turn.